December 14, 2009

Hengman - Dear Mr. Nice Guy

[Verse 1]
Let me open this man’s letter
Dear Mister Nice Guy, I’m a transgressor
Who’s the plan setter to help you understand better
That I’m not someone you plan to mess with
Understand, you mess up?
I’m not anyone you walk on
Certainly not anyone you talk on
Please proceed with caution
And leave it like your money in the recession—All gone
‘Cause you got me all wrong, and I’ll ruin a life if I have to
Leave marks all over your body looking like tattoos
If not, I’ll have to grab you,
Maybe choke and gag you
Then fucking blast you
And throw your body over a bridge when it’s past two
Get off my dick, and stop riding my saddle
You lost the fucking battle
If you want beef, I’ll give you a cattle
But best believe it’s what you wanted, asshole

[Hook]
Dear Mr. Nice Guy,
I would just like to ask why
Why would you fly by
Just to say hi?
(Yeah, why?)
Dear Mr. Nice Guy,
I would just like to ask why
Why won’t you die
Just fucking die
(Die already)
Dear Mr. Nice Guy,
I would just like to ask why
Why would you fly by
Just to say hi?
(Yeah, why?)
Dear Mr. Nice Guy,
I would just like to ask why
Why won’t you die
Just fucking die
(Die already)

[Verse 2]
Dear Mr. Nice Guy, we take kindness to heart
And when we take advantage, we like it so far
Why do we gotta make it so hard
For someone with a good heart?
Oh wait, let’s see, I think we want them to get a heart attack
And have their relatives dressed all in black
All that talking back, yip blah blah yap
Just quit it, ‘cause I’ll have something for you to listen
Let me first think it, oh it’s my mission
To leave you envisioning the symptoms
Of what’s it like to witness a gun spitting
The ammunition from its pistons
Don’t say names… They’ll come back to haunt you
And if you want to,
I can just say I told you so to taunt you
And then I’ll fucking haunt you

[Hook]
Dear Mr. Nice Guy,
I would just like to ask why
Why would you fly by
Just to say hi?
(Yeah, why?)
Dear Mr. Nice Guy,
I would just like to ask why
Why won’t you die
Just fucking die
(Die already)
Dear Mr. Nice Guy,
I would just like to ask why
Why would you fly by
Just to say hi?
(Yeah, why?)
Dear Mr. Nice Guy,
I would just like to ask why
Why won’t you die
Just fucking die
(Die already)

Hengman

I am AWESOME.